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Big circle, little circle  7

Three men go for a job interview at a drug rehabilitation centre. The bloke conducting the interview hands them each a piece of paper with two circles drawn on it, one big and one small.

“So”, the interviews says, “How would you use this piece of paper to convince people not to take drugs?”

The first guy holds up his piece of paper:

Circles

He points to the big circle and says: “This is your brain before you take drugs.” He then points to the small circle and continues: “This is your brain after you take drugs.”

The interviewer says: “Not bad” and turns to the second guy, who holds up his piece of paper:

Circles

He also points to the big circle: “This is your circle of friends before you take drugs.” He points to the small circle: “This is your circle of friends after you take drugs.”

Again, the interviewer says: “Not bad” and turns to the third guy.

The third guy says nothing for a moment, and then he holds up his piece of paper:

Circles

“If you take drugs you’ll be arrested and taken to jail.” He points to the small circle. “This is you arsehole before you go to jail … “

Comments

Classy, Tim. Real…classy. - monkey_man

:D - Grix

ROTFL - MHC

Not bad! I was all set to follow instructions to look at the picture in a funny way so that the little circle ended up inside the big one. Nice surpise! - Sue Horne

That’s actually pretty good. Went looking around on your blog and found the link to the dalek and borg blog. Odd to say the least, but the kind of stuff that makes the web great (sci fan and Dr. Who watcher many years ago. - Tim

I was thinking the same thing Sue. Great joke there Timmy. - Stretch

Nice one Tim - and I too was expecting some optical illusion - stonysleep